Timing

Has anyone ever told you that you have the worst timing ever? Well today I over here telling a funny joke about a girl in the hospital and this one girl breaks out in tears in like why are you crying. She said my friend went to the hospital and she had found out that she died. I'm like ummm I'm sorry?!. Like how am I suppose to know that I'm not a mind reader. Oh yea so the girl who had went to the hospital a few post back I found out she was ok but the had to suck the fluids out of her. You know the fluids the fake doctor was squeezing down her throat. All she need was some fluids and that's it. 

Sick

Why is it once you get a break you suddenly get sick? It's like my body knows oh you got that Monday off you can get better by then. My body is so mean to its self. And this sickness is not sniffles or a lil cough nooooo it's the full blow out kind of  cold. Where I have a huge box of tissues and gulping down gallons of cough syrup. Oh yea I have information on the girl who had went to the hospital......,......... She died. lol no just kindding Ill tell you guys next time.

Lost

Well you guys didn't know this but I had recently got a cat ( that I'm allergic to ) and it's my lil baby. So I then ran away and I was so worried we looked for it for days ealry this week it came back and I was so shocked because it knocked on the door like a Human. And I'm like where were you Lil kitty. Then I see a girl cat from the distance and I was like oooooohhha your a dirty little kitty aren't you and it just meow with a smile. They say animals can't understand humans but I feel some can. Like they try to mimic our language and see our gestures. Maybe in the future they will have animals talking. 

Pet

I got a new cat and man do I love him. His name is firepaw.  And heis reall adorable. He wants my affection like all the time he can open the door and flush the toilet he is such a smart guy. Only problem. I'm allergic to him. He makes me sneeze like crazy and my right eye is redish. But love is better than me being well. Till next time meooow. 

Experimenting

Today I felt like testing the waters. I wanted. A new look but I didn't know how. So I started with looking at some you tube videos and found some great tips on make up. After watching countless videos on hair and make up I want to try some on me. I put on my mothers lipstick and it's bright red I don't know if I applied it right or if it goes great with my completion but I don't really care. Did some crazy stuff to my hair and have a couple of pictures just so you guys can tell me if I should keep this looks or not. Picture one. 

Picture two. 

Picture three. 

Calm

Today I was teaching  the children class it ended a lilttle later than usual but that was not really that bad. As the kids were heading out to the big church. A girl and her mother came in. She was drenched from sweet and she look as if she was going to pass out. This guy who calls himself a doctor. Moves us out of the way and then he went to check her pulse. I look at him and I'm like are you dumb he was feeling her forearm and said no pulse, she is cold and she is not breathing.  He then told the mom I think we lost her. Me being shocked that someone has the nerve to play doctor but knows nothing about the medical field I was like move mr. Fake. I then said She is breathing because her chest is moving up and down and you would check her brachial pulse which is the thumb side of the wrist. And she conscious since she can still talk to us. I pointed at the one church goer to call the 911 and I went outside to seek more professional help. I quickly called my mom and she came swiftly. When me and my mom renter the other building we find the girl unconscious and they are trying to put fluid down her throat. My mother snatched the juice out of her hand. And I said you could of made her aspirate the juice you were forcing down her throat. Finally The ambulance came and she was off to Bethesda Hospital in Boynton Beach because It was the only hospital to have a pediatric care within reasonable distance. 

Jump in

I don't know if you guys know this movie called jump in but today I just watching it and I want to form a Double  Dutch team. First requirement is you must be able to do a spilt and or a cartwheel. Requirement two must be a team player. Requirement three everyone needs to be around the same height. Requirement four must stay in good shape. And th biggest requirement of them all is you must be able to jump rope. Lol 

XD till next time push it push it. 

Japenese

I had some delicious Japanese food. And it got me thinking. I really want to marry a Japanese man so I can get them to cook for me every day. I had chicken and steak with egged fried rice. With the chefs yum yum sauce. (Special home made sauce)  and I instantly fell in love. I love the way they cooked the food in front of me. And he did all these really cool things with his cooking utensils. The food way so bountiful and tastesful i knew from that day I must marry a Japanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-aKB9osCwg a link on how they do their food.

Annoyance

Do you ever know those people who are so annoying that their own family doesn't like them. When they talk your like. " um excuse me I'm going to put my head in this toilet and die" that is what most people think but, they are too nice to say it. Unlike me I say. "Stop. Don't talk to me, loser lame-azz wanna. Like stop,Totally". If you guys know me I'm pretty blunt. But In not trying to hurt anyone to badly. Hehehe. So what happen was a guy extra creepy comes starts talking to me and my mom while shopping. And he was talking some nonsense and I'm giving him the dirtyest eye and he can't take a hint. So I assume his family was trying to scurry off and leave him because when he notice them leaving. He ran after them and they were running away from them like he was a killer. I would of took a picture but I was frozen still at the fact family actually would leave them at the grocery store. I thought it was just a myth. So I know where to leave my little brother. (Evil laugh) hahahahahahahaha till next time. Teehee burr. 

Irrational.

Sometimes I'm a little irrational I might say things or do things that may offend people but, in my mind it just seems normal. It's when people tell me Jennifer that is so mean or Jennifer I can't believe you just said that. Is when I realize I guess, apparently it's "offensive". So for those that I offend. I deeply sorry.....,...... That you have a weak soul if you can not take an insult. On Wednesday I was going to blog on different ways to open the door but I forgot. Oh yea readers do not forget to complete doc one. It's due Monday. 

Till next time ~your breath smells like butt~ <friend in the background: JENNIFER.> (me: what?) <friend: slap, slap, slap> (me: not the face. Now crying.) TEEHEE

Anticipation

I wait for my chapter 6 test in my medical class. I try to study before she gets here, then suddenly she steps into the room and all the information that I was studying left my mind. I get rid of my stuff. Rapidly throwing my stuff under the desk, she then comes in and then starts doing chapter 8 about the heart. I thought she was trying to trick us so I keep studying until she said ok close your book quiz time. But I sit and wait. I tried to keep studying but it's kind of hard when she is teaching a different subject and your reading about another one. So I caved in and turn my book to chapter 8, I start to allow new information to seem in my mind. However this new information is starting to cloud my mind. I kept getting more and more nervous as time was running out finally around the last 10 minutes, she was like oh yea I think we were supposed to do a test; So instead she made us do a take home test in which we should all get 100% unless people forget.
Till next time -grrrrrr more work for home - enjoy

Well you know I got my hair fine so I'm sending them. 

Suddenly

I realize I am a pretty talkative person. When I don't talk I feel my mouth swell shut as if I don't talk every hour I will surly die. So my mom just alerted me that I sleep talk. I found it creepy and in the one who is doing. Maybe I should go to a talkolgist because this is getting out of control. I think I have a problem. Oh yea I got my hair done. It's pretty. 

Till next time ~gasp~ yea that just happen.